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Thursday
Aug162012

El-No: Clean Up on Aisle 4

You know all of those well dressed and fashionable people in the TJ Maxx ads? Well, this post isn't about them.

I followed this Maxxinista into the downtown store. As you can see, she was wearing a crop top, horrible denim shorts (these are equal parts mom jean and slutty teen), and wedges. She stuck out in the sea of discounted fashions. The overhead lighting didn't do her any favors either.

Miss Maxxinista was cruising for "Casual Tops." I am hoping that she also checks out the "Shorts that don't make you look like a middle aged streetwalker" and "Age appropriate shoes you can walk in" sections of the store.

Fingers crossed that she digs up a better look. I think this DVF New Hanky asymmetrical hem top for $117.90 top would be a safer choice. (And by safer, I mean in a fire, her stomach wouldn't get burned). I'd also suggest these Haute Hippie Print Drawstring Silk shorts for $145.90  and Sofft Ibiza Sandal for $69.90 shoes. Ahhhh, she looks her age and was still shopping in the sale racks! What a relief.

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