According to those clichéd personals ads, a long walk on the beach is sexy time.
The media decrees that stilettos are the sexist shoes.
Ergo sexy long walks on the beach require sexy high heels.
Wait, what? This logic seems a bit flawed.
Miss El-No should not be wearing rhinestone heels during her long morning walk. Hobbling along in last night’s pumps isn’t romantic… unless her man has stock in Dr. Scholl’s moleskin and ankle braces.
Mama needs some flats. Bernardo sandals are some of my summertime favorites and perfect for a leisurely lakeside stroll. These Mars snake sandals for $113 are a much better option.
*Thanks for the photo MS!